ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

I can’t abandon
the person I used to be
so I carry her
― 365 Days of Haiku, Day #123 (via idreamof-pb)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

Do things your future self will thank you for.
― (via raychillster)

(Source: rou-x)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*